(Originally written in July 2025) You may have heard about my incredible cold shower habit acquired over a mere seven years. Yes, an elixir of vitality, a panacea to every problem, a miracle drug that wasn’t a drug at all, just water and iron will. The kids caught nasty, green snot colds. They were taken down one by one and …
(Originally Written June 2025) STEP ONE: Leap up from the couch with an overwhelming need to obtain a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu within one year. Attach all of your self-worth to this ludicrous goal. Go from zero classes to ten classes a week even though the most athletic thing you’ve ever done was high school P.E. and you were …